Steal the Cookie!

[Runescapedj]

But you distract yourself too, and I still has the cookie , so I let the zombie disturb you all, while I'm not disturbed cuz I'm used to zombies (cuz I say so! =p), so I run away

[Bigboss]

I take METAL GEAR RAY after the zombie and I jump out of Metal Gear Arsenal and land on you and rip the cookie out of your hand and yell METAL GEEEAAAAARRRR!

[PizzaLover101]

I forget what happens, then a cookie lands near me, i pick it up and feed it to my cat, who get's eaten by a zombie, who get's eaten by a tiger, which i eat, which a martian eats...

[chocolatepie33]

Which digests everything in it, except for the cookie, which I get when I dissect the Martian.

[Bigboss]

and I take the cookie when you were looking at how cool I am.
*RUNS OFF*

[InHumanUnit]

And I call my Alien buddies who abduct you, and give the cookie. Then I fly in a UFO.

[Bigboss]

I shoot down the YOUFO with a MG's Nuke launching capability

[InHumanUnit]

But, it was a hologram/.after image because I had launched into hyperspace.

[chocolatepie33]

And then I use the Force to tear it away from you (we are in space, after all. STAR WARS FTW!!)

[PizzaLover101]

Then i suck you down to earth with a vacuum cleaner (Spaceballs FTW!)