Steal the Cookie!

[PizzaLover101]

but alvin just sings and eats it......again

[InHumanUnit]

Then I summon Master Cheif who beats it outta Alvin, I take it, and sell it to bama, who sells it the president of 2012:Cthlu(H. P. Lovecraft).

[arcones]

Ah, but he sold it to the future... which technically doesn't exist. So the entire selling is a hoax meaning IHU still has the cookie making him the culprit. And while I'm talking, I'll just randomly grab the cookie and non-chalantly walk away.

Boy it's been a while since I've stolen the cookie!

Also, let's still keep to the rules... Cuz the cookie keeps being eaten:

NO EATING THE COOKIE

NO STEPPING ON THE COOKIE AND THEREFORE MANGLING IT

NO TEAMING UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE (unless their hogging it and then you steal it)

NO killing another poster to get the cookie (well, you can if you keep it from being violent)

[chocolatepie33]

Then I steal it away from you, for the (4th?) time in about 2 days.

@IHU: nice reference there, I love those stories, but you spelled Cthulu wrong, you retard.

[arcones]

Except I haven't posted here in the last month or so... so the cookie comes flying back to my hand by the Force.

[InHumanUnit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Then, while everyone is distracted, IHU starts doing Karoke with the song. Then grabs the cookie while everyone's weakened.
"Muhahahahahaha!!!! Thanks for the cookie Arcones! Now, I take over the world!!!"
As the evil IHU took over the world, he destroys villages and cities and bla bla bla.......
(AKA the music got to me to...

[chocolatepie33]

Then a young hero travels from the future and purifies you, turning you into normal IHU. Then the future me comes here and gets the cookie, and gives it to me.
@Arc: I meant I took the cookie for the fourth time in 2 days in the entire thing, not just from you.

[kid matthew]

Takes the The Cookie from future Chocolate pie and Sell's every one stale Sugar Cookies11 BOO YEAA

[InHumanUnit]

A challenger Appeared!!!
Then, out the blue, arrived a feroucis beat wit three heads, one head was covered in eyes, the other had giant mouths on them. The creature spat a combonation of fire, water, electricity, darkness, it reared it's huge heads at them its' massive arm came down grabbing the coookie..
They all would have to work together to get the cookie back...

[Leo_V117]

I sneeze an steal the cookie. Wait... What?