Messed Up Wishes 2

[chocolatepie33]

wish granted, you try to tell the guy that ate you "NOOOO!! DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!" but just gave him indigestion.

I wish I could go somewhere nice one of these years...

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but you forget all the english and other languages you've ever learned (except that from the bananas)

I wish I got a ps3

[PizzaLover101]

granted, but I beat you in very online game you play (my psn is Pizza-Lover101)

[Runescapedj]

you forgot your wish, and I can't do anything with that, cuz I have no ps

I wish Rage was out yet, that is (...)ing cool and that I have it

[Bigboss]

Wish granted in XXX amt of day/weeks/months/years
I wish I could play on my 360 so I can play Bioshock again get rest of achivements

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but when you just started Bioshock (You're in the menu now), your 360 gets heating problems so you have 2 w8 till you get a fixed 1

I wish I could advertise here

[chocolatepie33]

wish granted, the ads are taken down do to "inappropriate advertisments"

I wish I could get an Xbox kinect when they come out.

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but you can only strike little tigers on it =P

I wish I'll find a new avatar (I don't like this one)

[PizzaLover101]

I wish I could get an Xbox kinect when they come out.

You do realize that it's going to be terrible, right?

Granted, take mine TEHE

I wish that I could find an appropriate avatar

[Runescapedj]

wish granted, but it's copyrighted, and it's removed

EDIT: I wish I didn't had 2 edit 2 write my wish down