Quotes!!!

[arcones]

More SW:RC

"Initiate radical reconstruction Commando."
-GAR RC-1138 Boss

"Let's rearrange some architecture Deltas."
-GAR RC-1138 Boss

"Alone against all these droids? Hmph. They don't stand a chance."
-GAR RC-1138 Boss

Trooper: "Oh, one of the deluxe models, here to save us with your superior training."
Boss: "This deluxe model is the only thing standing between you and a bloody death, so you'd best be showing some respect, trooper.

"I wish they'd stop doing that."
-GAR RC-1138 Boss on getting Trandoshan blood on his visor.

"It's still kicking... I think we need to hit this thing again."
-GAR RC-1138 Boss

Scorch: "Sir, to get past these rocks, we're going to need a contained explosion to get through. And I'm not just saying that because I love to blow stuff up.
Sev: "Yes, you are."

"You make a better door than a window, sir."
-GAR RC-1262 Scorch

Scorch: "Was it red, red, green, or red, green, red?"
Sev: "And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert?"

"Rule #1: Kill them before they kill you."
-GAR RC-1262 Scorch

"Look, sir! Droids!"
-GAR RC-1262 Scorch

"Watch out for the frickin' laser beams."
-GAR RC-1262 Scorch

"That was for Delta 23! Or – or was that 32?"
-GAR RC-1262 Scorch

Scorch: "Do you have to make such a mess?"
Sev: "Rule 17: Always make sure they're dead."

Boss: "Scorch, I need a big hole right here."
Scorch: "Uh, would you like a large or a small crater, sir?"
Boss: "Just get us inside without killing the squad, okay, Scorch?"

Scorch: "Sev, did that corpse give you a nasty look?"
Sev: "Rule 17..."
Scorch: "We know, always make sure they're dead."

Scorch: "Lizards give me the creeps."
Sev: "Everything gives you the creeps."

[chocolatepie33]

I wish these games wouldn't slow down.

[PizzaLover101]

Meh ccousin posted this on FB
"My brother showed me an old US Government test he found in his room. For one answer, he wrote "The Reverse-Falcon Punch Party was famous for showing thier moves."

He got a 100 on it. Mrs. Richardson FTW?"

[Leo_V117]

Heres something funny:

Nick: Allright Guys! The only way were gonna make it out of this alive is if we stick together, So...
Coach: Mah friends call me Coach
Rochelle: Coach!
Ellis: Kiddy Land!
Nick: *censored to prevent further harm*

[cork279]

I can't remember the quote (Conversation) I had properly, but here's one I had in the GameJolt chatroom (http://gamejolt.com/):

Deathandthefly: Have you seen the GJ terms and Conditions, look at them

Electron: OK, why?

Deathandthefly: GJ apparently owns everything on the website

Someone (can't remember who): Except I OWN MY games

Me (cork279): Well the terms say, "All content on this Site, including art work, graphics, images, screen shots, text, music, digitally downloadable files, trademarks, logos, product and character names, slogans, and the compilation of the foregoing (“Content”) is the property of Game Jolt"

Shelby: WHAT!

Me: Arrrgh! They own everything in this chatroom too, and everything we type in.

Electron: http://google.com/

Electron: Oh no! now Cros owns Google

Shelby: XD

Shelby: microsoft.com, nooooooooooo...

Me: My poo <--(It actually said a word I can't say on the PAS forum...)

Me: Ha! now Cros owns my poo...

Electron: XD

Deathandthefly: When Cros comes online, I'm gonna ask him about this.

{Cros, is the owner of GameJolt)

[chocolatepie33]

That's hilarious!!!

[Runescapedj]

'POO FTW!'

[chocolatepie33]

hey! Look! Rune's back! Hooray!

[Leo_V117]

Lol, I like this one:

Ellis: Grabbin a Problem Solver! *picks up Baseball Bat*
Ellis: Yeah, Im gonna bash some heads in with this!

[InHumanUnit]

[Quote removed due to Leo_V117's baseball bat]