Steal the Cookie!

[InHumanUnit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've had the cookie for a day now!!! >:3

[chocolatepie33]

until I come in, take it right outta your hands and run off with it. Just like taking candy a cookie from a baby.

[Leo_V117]

Then I strategically press "Home" on my keyboard and type "drop_health_to_mode" then type "suicide" causing your health to drop to one, so I can accidentally-on purpose take the cookie whilst you deal with your health issue.

[InHumanUnit]

But then I break through your window, pull out two dual pistols, and shoot your favorite vase.
And, while you repair it, I "hold on" to your cookie. And while "holding on", I break through another window and escape.
But, I pay for damages with a check to you, deposited to your bank, by me. Did I mention while you were at the bank, I destroyed ALL your vases? That, I didn't pay for.

[chocolatepie33]

then I rob the bank when you return, and rob you of the cookie.

[BlackGulf]

but then you all realize that I had the cookie this whole time.

[chocolatepie33]

then once I realize it, I steal the cookie, do the famous "cookie switch" (chocolate-chip for vanilla), and run. And I'm very sure I have the cookie now.

[Tony]

*picks up the cookie
*looks at it
*Licks it all over
*hands it back
*leaves.

[InHumanUnit]

Thanks, Tony, you're the best!
Wait a second....
GAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*Puts it in microwave to kill germs*
*just about to eat cookie when its abducted by aliens*

[Captain_Ahab]

<- watches InHumanUnit fly away in a UFO
<- picks up the cookie to eat despite the saliva....that which doesn't kill me will make me stronger
<- ...begins to eat cookie